24.2.10

Psicologia Materna, capítulo 1

Meu afilhado quebra um copo na cozinha e está descalço.

Minha mãe: P%$# QUE PARIU, MARCOOOOOOO. SAI DAQUI A-GO-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. SAI, SAI, SAI, SAI, SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI. VAI LÁ PRA SALA LOGO, CACETE.

Ele não dá um pio e vai pra sala. Ela continua reclamando, reclamando, reclamando de biquine sem parar.

Depois de 10 minutos, a cozinha já limpa e a paz reinando novamente, digo:

- Mãe, vc podia pedir desculpas a ele, né? Dizer que vc não berrou porque ele quebrou um copo, mas porque ele poderia ter se machucado, machucado a irmã...

- Ué, mas ele sabe que eu gritei com ele por isso.

- Não, mãe, ele não sabe.

- Ele sabe, sim (ela vai se dirigindo à sala pra falar com ele) e aqui, ó, até me machucou.

- Legal, mãe. Vc não pediu desculpas e ainda pôs mais no garoto.

- HEHEHEHEHE.

Vcs entendem agora porque eu sou assim agora? Beijo.

18 ficando fora de si:

Mari Hauer disse...

Hahahahahaha...

Eu estou rindo porque te entendo! Minha mãe é igualzinha, além de ser neurótica, exagerada, histérica e super competente pra me colocar pra baixo quando eu preciso mesmo ser colocada pra cima!

Não foi a toa que saí de casa com 17 anos. Mas mesmo assim, ainda amo ela!

Roger. disse...

Hahahahaha... Mãe sim, é tudo igual. Só muda o endereço.


Bjo bjooo, Bonita!

Pedro disse...

Grito não traumatiza não, o que traumatiza são essas psicologias modernas que afrescalham as crianças e deixam todas elas cheias de vontades.

Carol disse...

HAHAAHAHAHAHAH

Vide rafaela de Viver a Vida. Quero dar um tapa naquela garota mal educada, gente.

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